Fukin Post

ya you fuk mouths, post something you whore asses, i gota hot lunch for ya

My whatta potty mouth I would waste my precious beer to wash it out but that is just to precious. Give me a few hours and many pints and I am sure I can come up with a substitute. I will promise it will be warm and almost look like beer See I am glad I could post something now. Let me get back to killing my keg. Please wipe your feet on the way out from under my bridge. Please leave my precious mates the trolls alone. They did not deserve such flaming let alone such meager scraps from your hot lunch. Next time please offer them a full course meal with all the sides

Well, if I was more creative, I'd make a thread of Castle Age Haiku or Limericks.

The Gnome with the Gnose Legendary
upon his arrival saw nary
a thing he could eat
nor warm shoes for his feat
so he left and went back to glen gary...

About 12 years ago I had a roomate. We lived above a pizza place. We'd just put in a window AC unit, but didn't realize that on these windows when you raised the bottom sash, the top would eventually drop down. So one Saturday I crawl my hung over ass out to make some coffee. I notice that there are a lot of flies around. So I flop on the couch and smoke the days first cigarette and as I'm starting to wake up I realize there are really a lot of flies. Still not quite sure what to make of that I go hit the shower. When I come out and suck down my first cup of joe, now I'm finally really awake. And I realize it's linda blair exorcist level of flies. Not 20-30, hundreds at the least. So I figure out that the window's dropped a couple inches and let all these things in, the pizza places dumpster is right below the window. I shut it and start cleaning. But I am sitting there like whatthehell am I going to do about these gd flies. I figure that all I can do is outlive them, since I wasn't going to go through what I'd need to do to bomb the place. 1 or 2 flies, with effort I can eventually kill, but hundreds? So I figure I'll get some flypaper and expedite the process. But my cat had other ideas. She'd been a feral for the first couple months of her life, so never really was properly bonded to people, she was just bad news for flies. It was awesome watching her hunker down, like she was lying in grass somewhere and pick a target. She'd then haul ass down the hall, launch off of a couch armrest, doing this twisting claw extended snatch which would sometimes take her 5 feet high and that would invariablly pluck 1 out of the air. Then she'd eat it. Once you get used to the fly eating business it was pretty cool. My roomate and I didn't watch tv for a couple days. It was just way too entertaining watching my little hunter to bother with seinfeld reruns. Mice she'd just torture to death, but bugs were snacks.

Too damn funny Mikel -- thanks for sharing.

that is just funny...ever thought bout being a comedian

hey iv been putting thing up just no one getting back whats up with that lmao

diggy wrote:hey iv been putting thing up just no one getting back whats up with that lmao

Sorry to hear that diggy, Im sure its not on purpose. Try posting stuff that demands a response, makes it easier.